Slinky secrets, Hotter than The Sun...
I know I will have unnecessarily excited some of the more gutter-minded among you with that headline...But the truth is possibly even more exciting than the image I may have already conjured.
On page nine of tomorrow's edition (Thursday) of
We first hinted at DB's involvement last year (11.09.05 NEWS: EXTRAS - WILL HE OR WON'T HE?) with a direct quote from the man himself: "This may happen, yes. But it'll depend on what the weather's like next year."
Well, I awoke early yesterday morning (5:00am!) to already glorious sunshine for what turned out to be an hilariously funny day of filming at a secret location in Hertfordshire.
I will be posting a report with more pictures from the shoot (like the one above) in due course, and I can confirm one thing that The Sun has got right, that David performs a new composition for the piece.
More than this I can not say, for fear of violent reprisals. Steve Merchant is a bloody big bloke!