We can give you sweet Hedwig...
Due to legislatory changes in European law there has been a delay in posting recent competition winners. Admittedly they're my European laws, but you can't deny the delay has been very real! And so, without further ado:
For your chance to win one of the above incredible huge
sex pose critique = Exquisite Corpse
leg fortnight = The Long Grift
Cow twit killed ten = Wicked Little Town
After whirring away for several moments, TRS? has picked this very lucky pair of smart-arses:
If you could both please send your names and addresses to TotalBlamBlam@DavidBowie.com with a subject line of "Hedwig Winner", Postmistress Susans will despatch your prize in a heavy duty tube forthwith. Please note my change of e-mail address and make sure you do use the subject line "Hedwig Winner" as the system is now fully automated.
Thanx again to