"Phew, thank goodness I don't have to go through this again"
For he promises to come running, guided by the tooth...
Reports that David Bowie is to play Dracula in an Italian television series, based on a modern adaptation of Bram Stoker's novel, are not true. I think this is a case of "Thanks, but no fangs". Besides, when David's dentist was asked if it would be possible to sharpen the famous Bowie incisors, he said he couldn't see the point*.
*Sorry David, couldn't resist that one
Total Blam Blam (European Correspondent)