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December 11, 2007 04:18PM
because an old friend of mine died this morning & im going to miss the old git.
I dont know why im putting anything on the internet about him cos he knew nowt about it.
He was one of a dying breed, a traditional butcher which will be extinct in a few years because of supermarkets.
I'm mourning a death of a good friend but im also mourning the death of a small part of British life.
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September 23, 2007 06:09AM
For the 1st time since ive been living on my own my washing machine wouldnt work.
Ive never known such panic, i could feel the pulses in my neck throbbing.
After a bit of twiddling about i got it working again and the relief was nearly as satisfying as an orgasm.
Mothers with kids have my deepest sympathy when this happens to them.
BTW, if any sick fuck wants to use this post on the sports section then be my guest.
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August 02, 2007 11:26AM
After attending my Uncle George's the other day ive decided what i want for mine.
I dont want a religous service ie no prayers or hymns.
I want all the Star Trek themes to be played as people are walking in with "Space, The Final Frontier" being the last one.
Then the local bereivement officer to give the service saying a few words about my life but half way through "Life on Mars?" has to be played.
Then, as this is a cremation, as people are leaving i want The Doors "Light My Fire" to be played. 
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