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November 01, 2005 12:11PM
I don`t know where to start and have so much to say but,FECK IT,I love you all and will miss everyone to bits!!!!!!!!!!! 
At the moment I`ve feckall time to be on the computer due to work,the band and my family so I`ve decided to let my account run out(2nd nov)and retire the Creegy fella once and for all..
I really wanted to write a big blog entry thanking everyone but have to make dinner for the missus and youngfeller,hehe.......
I don`t reckon I`ll be away for too long anyways.Just `til me hectic lifestyle calms itself down a wee bit....
Oh shit,I`m really crappy at goodbyes(as u can tell)but THANKS from the bottom of my heart to all my friends for making my time here so much fun!
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August 08, 2005 09:14AM
Howya!
As some of ya know I play in a trad irish band along the lines of The Pogues and the Dubliners and that type of bollox...It`s so funny when we start playing and there`s no-one at all on the dance floor & then after a while when the folk get a bit of gargle into them the drunken feckers get up and start their River dancing and whatever the hell else they flippin attempt to do...
We spend ages and ages rehearsing the songs to get em sounding perfect but no-one could be bothered at all as long as there`s a drum banging and some fiddledy diddly shit going on in the backround.
Our fiddle player is a bit of a stiff and is a violinist in a faily large orchestra.The poor girl is scared shitless when we`re playing as loadsa drunken auld fellas are all over her.It`s quite funny really...
Our next gig is on the 19th supporting some famous swedish cunt I`ve never heard of...He must be good as it costs a fortune to get in (so most of my pals won`t bother goin`)...
I`m off to rehearsal in a while to train up our new whistle player and bassist...They`ve 40 songs to learn for the gig the poor fellas...
This song seems to be a favourite among the alci bastids and sums up perfectly how the band feels towards the end of the gigs : 
BUGGER OFF - Traditional
Chorus:
So bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
Well you've been a lovely audience, but oh the time does pass.
So don't you all be lettin' the door hit you in the ass.
You've been a splendid audience, but enough is enough.
We'd take it very kindly if you'd all just bugger off!
Chorus
Here's to all the bartenders and waitresses who've been servin you your beers,
and puttin up with your noxious breath and your stupid drunken leers.
so leave your money on the table when you go,
tomorrow you'll have a sorry head and nothin left to show
Chorus
Here's to all the lovely ladies who might be waitin for the band,
and thinkin one of them might make a charmin one night stand.
Please don't be offended girls this song is not for you.
we'll be happy to oblige you when this nasty job is through.
Chorus
So you've been promisin the ladies a night of lovin bliss,
but truth be told your far to drunk to stand up straight and piss.
So give it up you lousy sods you'll not be gettin laid.
and the sooner that you're out the door the sooner we'll get paid.
Chorus
So bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Like a herd of fucking swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
(1-2-3 FUCK YOU!)
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August 04, 2005 05:43AM
How`s it blowin`all?
Since I talked to this blog thing last I`ve been up to a few bits n`pieces,even managing to take the missus on a cruise to Finland(as if I wasn`t broke enough already)and kinda started smoking(flippin nasty habit )...
Got a horrible fecken mail from someone yesterday asking me to sign a petition to get rid of a bonzai kitten website... www.bonsaikitten.com/
I deleted the mail by accident but got the shock of my life when I seen what these bastards were up to....Stuffing little kittens into jars and letting them grow into the shape of the jar.The wankers even superglue their holes...Fecked up...
How the fuck can anybody do such a disgusting thing to an animal? Scary stuff.... 
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